The only reason for absurd levels on onboard storage is people that are regularly shooting 4k+ video. Not for storing episodes of Whose Line.

How many episodes can you even watch without getting in front of a computer again? Like, you know you can put stuff on and take it off, right?

Removed by mod

Yep.

Same company that invented heroin.

Really just doing the Lord’s work there.

.zombie.nation.

So USA is eating Turkey eggs, and Canada is eating Crane eggs?

Most effective is to get a vaccine before being exposed to Measles ffs.

Why do you think we give herpes vaccines to pre-teens? It’s not because we are expecting them to be sexually active, it’s because it works better before they are exposed.

Less like cow leather. More like cow shit.

I take great pleasure in seeing Trump paraphernalia being removed from people’s homes and cars.

But I honestly can’t believe there are still people proudly showing it. Flapping their ignorance and foolishness around for everyone to see. Cover your shame!

There’s legit only one thing that could cause me to dance in the street right now.

But if that happened. Shit. I’d do the macarena.

That’s because the media in other countries is largely owned by the same people as the media in America…

481 documented cases.

How many rural anti-science hicks haven’t been documented?

Well how else are we supposed to compete with China with all of these regulations! You know they pollute way more than we do!

Never mind that America is much higher in pollution per capita.

Make depression great again!

RFK is on it. He wants to get rid of antidepressants.

Yes but only if you are a white cis-het male with a net worth higher than my phone number. With area code. And country code.

Good news! Trump aims to slash regulations, and that’s likely to happen soon. Probably because “new businesses can’t compete with all this red tape” or some other bullshit, under the impending crisis from the trade war.

I’m sure that will also mean less warning labels. It’ll probably mean more death and destruction from lack of oversight, but something something pain.

Ah, that’s the problem.

He’s thinking boom like “boom or bust”.

You’re thinking boom like Marvin the Martian.

Is that Vance or Haley Joel Osment?

Depends on how many soldiers Grok thinks it’ll take to overpower Greenland.

Spark recession fears? More like fan recession flames.

I didn’t hear the tone he used, but I think “the US can’t sell rice to Asia” is intentionally racist hyperbole. Like selling a ketchup Popsicle to a woman in white gloves. Except, ya know, racist (or at least xenophobic), instead of sexist.