spicy pancake

they figure out how to federate with usenet and we’ll have a nerd apocalypse

My brain read this to the tune of “We Didn’t Start the Fire”

Hi I own only a moped and when it rains/snows:

• if it’s not too severe I just wear a poncho and be a bit miserable
• if it’s too severe I take a cab

the occasional cab fare is peanuts compared to what I’d be paying in gas and insurance

I rent a car/van sometimes when I need to haul stuff. Same deal

hello fellow Eagleland citizens of 202X, it sure is nice to be an adult who can drink espresso in this fine country free of evil space aliens

let’s be honest we’d be mudders lol

*raises grog flagon to Jayne statue*

om nom nom organic life

not since *stares blankly ahead* the incident

on the flip side, i tear open boxes manually because I’m too lazy to go get the scissors/knife

gen alpha, having not really pushed any boundaries while living with their parents, are gonna get fuckin wild in college

lived in Brooklyn in college, down the block from an Indian grocery store. I must have eaten half my weight in frozen chapatis every week after discovering I could perfectly bake them in the toaster oven

Gorillas

computers are ladies! :]

I’ve been avoiding those lately
I’m lucky I suppose

not even vegan just don’t like eggs and I’m increasingly lol