English is so fucking weird. In this sentence “Off” the street is as “taken off the street” (was on the street) but my brain interpreted it as kidnapped off-street (someone’s home?). The sentence completely changes meaning with “the”

Slaps dental premiums this baby is going places!

And specialized varieties, such as organic and cage-free eggs, are even more expensive.

Near me those are cheaper

Guh

F in chat for my ultrasonic cleaner ಥ_ಥ

Too low for TCAS probably