As a baby I was born with a pituitary issue which meant my hands and feet were abnormally small. They never grew that large at all. I can run and walk fine and they’re not deformed or anything, just tiny. I might have some weird world record for smallest hands and feet on a fully grown adult!
Do you work at Dunder Mifflin ? Or is this standard office decor in America ?
You should snowboard! I’ve got size 12 and I’m always getting toe and heel drag when I carve too deep. But you would never need to worry about that. Fucking super power.
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Lucky bastard, kids shoes are tax free!
I know this cos my wife has got 34 feet too and is delighted every time she finds a bargain
You guys really deserve that tax break given how expensive it must be to buy all 34 shoes for your wife.
Even at just five bucks a shoe, that’s $170 every time you go shoe shopping. Brutal. OP’s wife must be 4.25 octopuses.
Octopuses wouldn’t wear shoes so the math doesn’t add up.
Now spiders—spiders would wear some stylish kicks you know, not just any $5 shoe.
Fucksake you two, octopii wear wellies
Haha yes the lower price on shoes is certainly a perk!
In some dark corner of the internet, there is someone willing to pay a LOT of money for videos of you doing weird shit with your feet.
Which dark corner tho?
Not that dark at all. Its called OnlyFans. Although I am sure more “specific” communities more devoted to feet could yield better income. Where those are? No idea. I can barely stand the sight of my own feet without socks.
I can barely stand the sight of my own feet without socks.
Color me intrigued.
You know what they say about guys with tiny feet…
They have a helluva time finding shoes that fit right.
A friend of mine has trouble with that. Women’s shoes are usually the right length, but they are skinner than men’s shoes
As someone with moderately long but exceptionally wide feet, having tiny feet seems like it’d be much easier to find shoes that fit…
Has to be…
Do EE shoes work for you? A couple of work shoe/boot outlets by me are always full of those sizes.
I’m US11 and have super narrow feet, and have a hard time finding shoes that don’t wobble around on me at those stores.
4E, lol
It’s rare that even a website will have the size/length combination I need, let alone a store! Haha
New Balance has 4E and I struck gold with XLFeet.com too.
Thank you for recommending New Balance. I’d been mostly stuck with Underarmour running shoes. I don’t know how much I can benefit from XLFeet.com though as I live in Canada.
I can at least find brands that offer 4E though. Thank you!
Indeed. Have to buy online. Shoe stores are too awkward.
Upside: the variety of light up shoes you can buy must be much higher than the average adult!
And superhero themed Velcro sandals!
Do you have issues with balance or rapid change of direction?
I showed this to my fiance; she’s 5’ and has the same exact shoe size.
Haha nice! Small feet united.
Bro is built like a Gazelle
I was thinking mountain goat. Need those smaller feet to stand on narrow ledges.
If I were you, I’d find a cordwainer to make custom leather shoes.
Yes thinking about this as a treat for my birthday coming up. I have a few pairs of kid’s dress shoes but they’re pretty clunky - mostly designed for kids to wear at church. Near impossible to find something more stylish.
I just don’t get how all of your other bones grew while your hands and feet didn’t. Your pituitary just outputs growth hormone (among other things), and then your liver converts that to the more active form, igf1. Seems like there must have been some lowered expression of igf1 in the bones of your hands and feet somehow which would be neat
When you shake people’s hands, does it ever throw people off?
Yes that’s essentially what’s happened. And yes, definitely throws people off. Everyone’s hands inevitably swallow mine during handshakes.
An old friend of mine was born with two fingers and a thumb on his right hand. Instead of awkward left hand handshakes he just owns it and freaks people out.
I bet he can also walk stilts easily
I must have stolen your hand and foot growth. I’m 5’3 (160 cm) and wear a women’s size 12 (euro 42).
I must have got some of it as well.
1.67cm and wear a men’s size 43 shoes.
Haha bro. Give my feet back.
Come and get em twinkle toes 😉
You might be really good at rock climbing
Oh the plus side, you can go to any shoe store and find great clown shoes!
