I had a dream you cheated on me and killed the dog, comfort me.
There’s an XKCD reference here in too lazy to link.
Gulf of Texas
Yeah, he already got the money for the car.
You’re gumming up the works right now.
Who knew both dicks and assholes could be full of shit?
If you delegate a bunch of idiots to do a job and they fuck up, it’s your responsibility.