I’m in my fifties and can’t remember a time when that was the case. It’s been greedy arseholes the whole time.

We’re now going to spend the next decade plus arguing over what exactly entails ‘official acts’.

I got sick of all these ‘might’ and ‘may’ headlines in 2021. Why are we still doing it?

Y’all have been waiting far too long to piss on Mitch McConnell’s grave.

And regardless, doing nothing doesn’t even meet the low standard of ‘facilitating’.

If only someone in that room had said ‘OK, let’s ask Elon how he feels about that.’

I hear he’s an expert philanderer.

It still blows my mind that he ever had any to start with.

Why do you think that was one of the first things Elon killed?

It’ll be the ride of their lives.

… over a cliff.

Second? It seemed pretty clear after the first expose that this is a regular method of communication for these meatheads.

I hate using it too, but I also realise a lot of people are fucking stupid, so when I do use it, I’m using it mockingly.

I hope every single one of these cases results in a lawsuit.

So now they’re trying to redefine the meaning of ‘grift’ as well, are they. Fucking arseholes.