dodo 🇨🇦🇺🇦

When a Ma and a Pa fell in love, they coupled in a steamy limited liability relationship. Then they made love—back then we called it “making love”—and three fiscal quarters later, they would welcome a newborn shoppe into the world. Then everyone watched PBS and went to bed without locking their doors.

God bless symbolic rebukes.

Always putting country before party 🎉

Doesn’t Elaine Benes play her in the Marvel movies?

If he was blackout drunk at the time and he doesn’t remember sending it now, is he culpable when he’s sober? No. Clearly not. The buck stops somewhere.

I’ve been accused of having an enviable Dartmouth.

At this point, evidence suggests, he kegstand’d a urinal and gobbled down three turds and a cigarette butt.

I went to Harvard, so I know quite a many other Harvard graduates, and Yale. Princeton.

Rivaling neutron stars in density.

I prefer “pink” “enemas” for the people.

I demand Schimpfen from my Schumer!

Here in Washington, we just call it the River.

Classic MIL/SIL antics.

FOIA? I don’t know her!

It must be difficult to spew bullshit with a mouthful of dick, even if alleged dick is 🫛 pea-wee.

Hold on, hold on. Before we rush to judge, let’s hear what Debbie Wasserman Schultz has to say.

¯(ツ)/¯ I’ve been framed?

Nor trans, nor democrat.

Sorry.