This took me entirely too long.

I think the Cisco logo is basically background noise.

I read this like three times:

Wait, what? Wait, what was it? Oh, I get it.

I think they killed several people who they claimed were zombies. Something about past lives and people not having souls.

I do not avoid women Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence.

I don’t think we’re supposed to call the stock market gambling.

This angers the market and it will smite us with its line.

We must only worship and sacrifice to the market.

It’s the thought that counts.

I hope ted Cruz gets stuck on a toilet

Tort reform put a stop to all of that in the nineties

I don’t think he ever went to the dinners during his term.

We’re pretty conditioned to obey. Like, you can be a rebel and insult people or be racist or sexist or “anti-social,” but you go to work and pay your bills. We’re also, mostly, in debt up to our eyeballs the stress of which gives a powerful myopia. Average Americans are way poorer than tv would have you think.

Thirty percent of the population doesn’t even bother to vote as they’ve basically given up, maybe for one of the reasons above or maybe because the government has little to do with day to day life, or maybe something else.

There’s also like a third of the population that is super happy about these developments. It the most amazing thing to have a king again and get back to how things are supposed to be.

There’s also a sort of general American optimism that is super persistent: if you do good, then it’ll be ok. We’re hyper individualized. Do the best you can with what you have. Don’t put anyone out, or depend on anyone else.

Unfortunately, things will have to get a lot worse to motivate us.

The article has a little throw away reference to one of the coolest things ever if you’ve never heard of it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thing_(listening_device)?wprov=sfla1

I did too!

A penny saved…

You gotta admit, the last couple of hundred years have been a little fishy.

I choose to see this as a positive.

Delightful

Fucking Georgia

A joker.

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I can’t believe it. I’ve seen this picture like five times and assumed it was a fake.

Oxidize themselves I guess. I hope their putting in so little that it’s mostly placebo.

H2O2 people? People are drinking peroxide?