The centuries old gambit of switching names between Iceland and Greenland finally pays off!

I let you front runners play with 1x and got a 2x with support for CD-RW, and because of it’s buffer it only trashed the expensive CD-R’s like 1/4 of the time. And I could use the computer a little if I dared!

Great 9D chess move, it’s all working according to plan?!

/S

Wait I don’t understand “Genocide Joe” was not running, didn’t you had a third choice: Vote for Kamela?

And wait did Lenin have ovaries? its all very confusing to me.

I think they talk about Jihad for Lisan al Gaib, https://dune.fandom.com/wiki/Muad'Dib's_Jihad

I have hundreds of screenshots taken by accident because the power and volume- buttons are placed on opposite sides. So I take screenshots when grabbing the phone.

Even with the president seat in reach I would expect the GOP to somehow take it from JD if they get the chance.

JD: I’m the president now!
Them: Sure kid…

B-team ha! JD is looking to finally graduate from waterboy.

You are not my Daily Show host, go away!

Top Secret (1984) made fun of Ford Pinto

The felon is too weak and demented to do anything else than sign documents.

He is a weak figurehead for the billionaires and it’s his handlers that decide his agenda.

The longer we get into his term the more clear it will be that gramps should be in a nursing home.

Musk Jr. would like it on the record that we need more candy and toys.

You are excused, as people talk about the Thai cave in 2018 was one of the earlier signs that something was not alright with musk.

My colleagues brought Teslas in 2023 some months after he brought twitter. And voiced my concerns: Do you know he is weird and is known for disabling cars of people who disagree with him on twitter.

Donald J. Trump the petty penny president

Countries are already looking for alternatives to trading with America, the felon is speedrunning Brexit along with everything else.

Must be Jr’s bump 🔑🏔️ they are talking about.

I can hear its power up sounds:

Bwoooup beep beep beep