HorseChandelier

That’s not how loans work for little people… It totally is how loans work for oligarchs because the money they get from the loan provider is tax free so no income tax.

That 200kg of cocaine has nearly filled the storage facility.

Wait, aren’t the drugs meant to be flowing the other way?

Yeh - hyphen are superfluous.

I’m old… Reckon I have been secretly doing the dd on my own head… Or too much powershell in the day job.

Eta: the hyphens are there to stop the unwise copypastaing the code and trashing their system - that’s my other excuse and I am sticking to it!

And definitely don’t mention the

dd -if /dev/urandom -of /dev/sda

I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it…