“I don’t have a hot dog in this bun” - me to the Costco worker.

This is all just God’s plan. He tried to kill everyone with meteors, floods, diseases, Nazis and now his perfect weapon against humanity, Donald Trump.

They had some massive problems with the mail going through Indianapolis. Closed the airport center and moved it all to the new spot without the necessary staff to run it. It added weeks to my shipments as well.

De Troit

I live in a city founded by the French and nothing is pronounced the French way. Can’t win.

Hey! It’s a step up from holding a sign at least.

Biden should have deported Trump to El Salvador when he had the chance. Now any one of us could be sent there. I got my Anarchy tshirt out and I’m not afraid to use it.

As he was saying it they showed the Vegas video of Teslas on fire. Delicious irony.

“I got mine” by Chuck Schumer was going to be a hit too. Maybe he’ll tour when his follow-up “The Art of Rolling Over” releases.

I will make sure it’s very attractive to pigeons. It’s what Elon would have wanted RIP

There’s still time to die a hero Elon. All you have to do is commit hari-kari and I will build you a statue.

The upcoming Trumpageddon will make the Trumpcession look like Trumplemania.

Who’s going to stop me. The government agency that was just decimated. I stopped paying taxes too.

LPT: it’s almost springtime and you can find free eggs in the tree then.

Him failing hard may be the only chance to get bipartisan movement against him

Does Trump look like a guy that dumps and cheats on everyone he’s ever been with? Is he not the poster child of fidelity?

Why not you? Think of the wealth your suffering creates and weep gently.

I’ve been throwing pennies away for years. Now I got to throw away nickels? Trump ruins another thing I liked.