Blaster M

funny gmod impact noises

I understood that reference

That’s Canada

So that explains why Canadian Geese have been getting nicer…

This marriage won’t last. Both partners need to work together.

Airplanes and Shooting Stars

You know, I’d be alright as a pegasus

Though living in the utopian society that is the United Federation of Planets would be nice too

Waydroid on a linux laptop with the wifi adapter removed is option 2

Nope

Closest thing is the Librem5, which had addon modems, so you could dismantle it and remove the bt/wifi/modem

Classy, rockin’ the Retro Encabulator. Hoping to upgrade to the Turbo some time in the future?

So, will it be ready in time to help nuke a giant killer asteroid on the way to Earth?

Yes, but Dr. Evil/Mini Me is funnier

They must be mainlining V8 juice to stay healthy

“Christian”

no

Dr. Evil

America underway to try the Collapse% Speedrun

Jewish space lasers

forgot that bit