And then an epic ass-whooping - only this time on the receiving end since we’re the baddies now.

That wouldn’t stop Gary Oldman!

I think Musk is actually fairly unusual in his degree of cluelessness about that. You don’t really ever see billionaires getting onstage with popular comedians so they can be booed like Musk did with Dave Chapelle. The super-wealthy generally know to keep a low profile and surround themselves with armed guards.

It’s straight hopium. There’s no way they give that much of a shit about any state supreme court race.

If Gary Oldman can play a little person, why can’t Val Kilmer play a halfling?

Excuse me - I was speaking as if I were Trump.

They just have to say that as long as you haven’t served two consecutive terms you’re still eligible.

Ronald Reagan had full-blown Alzheimer’s disease through his entire second term and yet Republicans kept control of the White House through 1992. Dementia is no obstacle when the guy at the top is a show pony anyway.

“There are, there are methods which you could do it, as you know,”

“There are, there are methods by which you could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue and get away with it scott free, as you know.” In fact I don’t know.

Remember when they had Stephen Colbert roast GW during the dinner? That was peak comedy.

The best part is that they only invited Colbert because they didn’t realize his character on The Colbert Report was a parody of right-wing pundits.

Lol he’s wearing a henley to meet with soldiers. A fucking henley!

sure it’ll cost Elon some money

The dude is helping himself to the US Treasury. There’s no way he really gives much of a fuck about Tesla sales.

Where I live there was a super-popular local bakery. The landlord tried to get them to pay a higher rent and then kicked them out when they refused. The building has now been empty for the last five years. I do not understand the economics of this shit.

Admit it but say it isn’t a big deal, but also deny that it ever happened. Let your followers pick whichever version they prefer. Profit!

From 1980 to 2008 there was a perfect correlation between whether a Republican or Democrat was in the oval office and whether the debt was blowing up insanely or actually being paid off (Clinton, the lone Democratic President during that period, actually had a budget surplus the last two years of his Presidency). Unfortunately, it was still impossible to get Republicans to believe that the ballooning debt wasn’t the Democrats’ fault - “tax and spend liberals” etc. etc. Then Obama joined in the “deficits don’t matter” parade as did Biden, and now you can’t even use actual facts to try and convince people that Republicans are as far from being “fiscal conservatives” as it’s possible to be.

It’s amazing how good an Aztec looks after seeing the Cybertruck.

Uh, the F150 folks would like a word …

That’s not fair. Republicans just make mistakes sometimes. Sometimes they let a non-pedophile into their ranks accidentally.

What’s gone stop him from sending his goons to arrest political opponents?

The fact that his political opponents are already toothless.

Bend It (Reality) Like Beckham