That’s not a poem

Then if the deputies fail you start sheriffizing people.

“We’ve got him on the ropes” says lawyer after Trump’s 100th ongoing lawsuit hits the courts.

Pshh, you’ll eat your words in 2027 when the Democrats write a strongly worded letter.

Nice try Canadian spy

The Sheriff is deer?

Enbitchification?

It’s a joke about some YouTuber (Shane Dawson?) who told a story where they jacked off and accidentally touched their cat. People immediately turned it into, “He fucked the cat?” and chaos ensued. He started posting rants how he didn’t fuck his cat and that didn’t help in the slightest.

The devil got Johnny to fall for the vice of pride.

If they hit 400 Trump would resign.

Didn’t 7-zip have a vulnerability a while back?

The invention of Velcro shoes

Why did you give your emoji those eyes?

Trump sucks but Benedict Arnold sucked so much his name became synonymous with traitor.