Somehow, he returned

Yes, it was pretty stunning how he both negotiated peace between Russia and Ukraine and lowered grocery prices on day one.

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Easy to cause a dip if you are a dip.

You sue Last Week Tonight when the Streisand Effect just isn’t enough.

Our hope now is in the leopards

Don’t forget to then refresh it with the blood of tyrants.

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Their welfare payments haven’t been cut off before, we’ll see.

Do what you must for I have already won

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Gift Article indeed

An itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, pustulant porcini

Yep. Imagine buying at 180 P/E with this guy in charge. Madness.

A fediverse account is the molotov cocktail you can throw at X.

Elon “I’ve never done anything harmful” Musk

Come on, he’s at least part disease.

He owns 12.8% (about $165b) according to Investopedia.

Like a bank robber holding a sign that says “This is not a robbery. And even if it is, it is permitted under Article II”.

No that’s Dictator Tot