Lol, I’d be so pissed if my tax evasion scheme got discovered because of some Trump tarrif AI hallucination.

My conspiracy theory is that some Australian company is evading taxes or laundering money by routing it through Heard Island and it shows up as a small amount of import/export dollars.

Wait, so he’s not a drag queen? Or did I miss that part of the article?

Still acting like there’s ever going to be a (meaningful) election again.

“Only fraudsters will complain”

I smell a “no true Scotsman” fallacy here.

Now hold on, we don’t yet know if he was transgender or not.

Instructions unclear; now I’m dizzy as well as confused.

And what if this “weakened form” gives you autism? Have you thought about that?

Edit: guess this needed a ‘\s’

Tennessee man shot by his dog while lying in bed due to his own gross negligence.

There, I fixed the headline.

Can confirm. Have provoked a Canada goose once, got the feisty handed to me.

Even moreso, I think they’re worried this will normalize violence against their class, so they want to make an example of him. One Luigi can be imprisoned or executed; a thousand Luigis is a bigger problem.

I’d be more surprised if there hadn’t been a shooting.

Shoot the hostage.

The leopards are gonna get fat from all the face-eating.

You eel in snake’s clothing!

Or when they have to fix the Fortran program that runs the whole Navy or something.

Wings as a Service (WaaS)

Credit score golf.

New season of Black Mirror looks lit af.