Jesus is ALWAYS watching. He a perv tho

I think it a new type of cake

Would smash

If ww3 breaks out I’m fleeing from the us to Canada to fight for them. At least I’ll die with dignity

I miss drugs. I’ve grown up and lost contact with all connections. Oh to be young again and 1 text away from an 8 ball and a rather frisky young lady, that wants to do lines and rp kimky sex shit all night. It’s not fair that you have to grow up

It’s to hear better

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Off with his head

That’ll get you literally nowhere. Someone with deep pockets would be the only option to sue em, even then, they’ll just counter sue for defamation and drown you in legal fees

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I hope your dick falls off big mo

“Trump dies in fatal Boeing crash, after rushing its production” is a headline id love to see

Honestly fuck both of them. Let’s not pretend that pence has the average citizens interest in mind. He’s looking out for himself only

Top gear humor. I’ll never understand why such a chode has such a massive following. Not funny, boring and all around lame show

What’s funny is i can’t tell if the nickname is a joke or not

In an apocalyptic event that syrup could be a much needed boost to kill that last zombie or whatever