I hate that I’m like this. I’m either forgetting to eat or slamming more food than the Rock on cheat day

I hate that when I pause to read something an ad pops up

I’ve been intentionally not paying attention

I dont know who the guy under Reagan is but he looks sunburned

Post apocalypse loot container

My parents never went. Parent teacher conference was just a day off for me

Kidney stone drops at your brothers wedding right to left

Painful memory should be the name of this knife

Gandalf!

…fella…

Aragorn!