It’s weird how Elon is crashing out so hard. I would have thought he’d just be eating up the negativity, as he clearly wants attention.

What is religion? Philosophy

I wish people just saw religion as a metaphor, but they really do believe there is a god and act accordingly even though there is no evidence of any gods existing.

This isn’t very old lol. That computer could be from 2010 and CD’s and Sharpies were used then. Also, LimeWire was functional until like late 2010.

standard Google keyboard on my Pixel, nothing fancy

The issue is that I am using something fancy.

Well there is no em dash or en dash key on the mobile keyboard. And there isn’t a … key either.

Understand and operate any arbitrary interface without having to have it explained to me by rote

Omg, this all the way. I’m in a class for learning AWS stuff and its crazy the amount of people who suddenly can’t do anything when one button is on a different screen than the instructions told them it was. Like come on, use some basic thinking skills.

Another infuriating situation was having to do a class on Microsoft Office. It was infuriating because it was incredibly basic stuff. I’ve never used Outlook before, but I completed each task they asked of me in like 5 seconds because I have a basic understanding of how software works.

Remember a fairly broad swath of special character altcodes

I use the compose key. When you message with me, you are sure to receive proper dashes and real ellipsis.

Well, unless I happen to be using my phone or another computer at the time.

I made her network two computers

How did she do it? Just plug a crossover cable into both of them?

I know its terrible but I really enjoy the hell-like conditions. Life is a lot more thrilling under a tornado warning

Man, if only back when I killed those 5 pedestrians I would’ve said “the pedestrians hit me”. Now I’m going to jail. Oh well

Is this sarcasm or not? I can’t tell.

Could be worse, my grandma paid for Avast and she was actually using the free version unknowingly.

How th fuck did he managed to not have a C drive ???

It happens. You should have just told him to go to the D: drive if its the only one

Why does she download so many duplicate functionality apps? Has she told you why?

The Anti-DEI people hate women? Whodathunk

L.G.B.T.Q. with periods is so cursed

other than a couple of weirdos, who is actually out there drinking raw milk?

And he’ll get that access, I guarantee it. Hope I’m wrong.

Next stop: Quoting Machiavelli