I get that disrupting family dynamics sucks, but “I don’t hang with fascists” has gotta be like the easiest and most beneficial life rule anyone could ever adopt. My dad’s a piece of shit. I walked away and have never looked back.

Ellon DeGenerate

A huge difference between the left and the right is that the left respects the citizens and gives them the benefit of the doubt on how much they understand and consider. The right doesn’t overestimate them and accurately reckons and takes full advantage of their reactive, unanalytical character.

Very true, but that only works on a small scale for a specific thing. This economy is about to crush almost all of us. There will be no denying it.

For what it’s worth, you can’t tell people their paychecks are getting bigger when they aren’t. Biden presided over a “great economy” but wages stagnated and buying power decreased. Trump is going to Strangelove-ride this economy into a pit so deep it’ll be hard to convince people that everything is roses.

Oh no, as if they’ll all vote Dem? Even if they did, Trump will win the next TOTALLY FREE AND FAIR election 99/1.

Cuckerberg. It’s right there.

I swear that wasn’t there before, but maybe I overlooked it.

I mean it’s pretty obvious that she’s a Republican, but it’s weird how it’s not called out explicitly here.

Republicans: “Job creation job creation job creation job creation”

<Get elected>

Republicans: “Fuck you and your jobs”

I think this may be a relatively effective angle for making MAGA second guess themselves. The “did I do a good job daddy?” characterization is accurate but also pushed hard against their completely unearned but overactive sense of individualism and independence.

Wonder if anybody’s had any luck making red hats deeply uncomfortable with themselves this way.

How much slamming will it take to stop the full-tilt fascism train? Are we almost there yet?

Can we all agree to put that mustache on every picture posted of Elon? Seems like some people aren’t picking up on the subtler points.

No, you work 40 hours a week to bail out unsustainable businesses, give tax breaks to billionaires, clean up unpunished pollution, and support the infrastructure that allows corporations to pay starvation wages for 40 hour work weeks instead of living wages.

Get fucked! 🫡

I had a lit professor once who would do oral quizzes on the reading but anyone with half a brain could get literally 140% on them without doing the reading since he’d also give extra credit questions.

The first time through the quiz one day, he asked something like “Who killed Achilles? A: Paris. B: London. C: Berlin.” Then later, when repeating the question, he said “A: Paris. B: Berlin. C: London.” Process of elimination.

I’m not even kidding about the city names.

On top of that, even if he didn’t give it away in the question, you just had to wait until he read off an answer and suddenly the entire class started writing. Dead giveaway.

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