Just because someone buys shit doesn’t make shit valuable.

In fairness, Bitcoin is worthless to begin with. So it didn’t really lose anything.

The California Republic should just secede already.

The billionaires didn’t “lose” anything. Their wealth is tied to the stocks they hold, and shares have zero actual value until they’re sold.

In other words, the billionaires are only billionaires on paper. Their actual, real worth is much less than that even in the best of times. What they do have, that their fake billions allows them to do, is the ability to dodge taxes. And that’s why we should hate them, not because of some fictional wealth figure attached to them.

More accurately phrased: See which countries US importers are going to have to pass the cost of importing from to US consumers the most.

I’m guessing the price of eggs won’t go down all that much after all…

True enough…

From the same guy who accused Volodymir Zelensky of playing with World War 3.

It takes one to know one I guess…

Any elections still taking place freely offer a glimmer of hope for America.

Everything should be left to the states unless it shouldn’t.

The good news is, Marjorie Taylor Greene’s craziness may be starting to wear her constituents’ patience thin.

It was a rhetorical question. I’ve been calling the entire DHS the Gestapo since its inception in 2002.

And it’s about time too.

Do we call them the Gestapo now or is it still too early?

The cursor inches to the right a little more…

Why gee, nobody saw that coming…

I have to say, Trump’s tactic of doing so many impeachable things so fast that nobody even tries to impeach him anymore is working stunningly well.

While Musk goes after your social security benefits, there’s plenty of pork to go around for the military - the biggest source waste and expenditure of the entire federal budget.

What’s that I hear? A lie from the orange utan?
I am shocked. SHOCKED I TELL YOU!

prohibiting foreign donations in certain elections.

You mean Russia won’t be able to back Cheeto next time around?

I would suggest Chung and Taal leave the country by any means possible before getting nabbed by the Gestapo ICE and disappeared to a Salvadorian concentration camp. Trying to hide from ICE isn’t a good way to convince Herr Cheeto’s finest that you’re not a threat to national security.

So instead of quietly sitting on his accidental inclusion into the hot mailing list and waiting for a truly big one to come down the pipe, he spills the beans - and no doubt got ejected from the mailing list faster than you can say “Is this administration a data security disaster or what?!” - to write an article about how he got a two-hour advance notice of the US military bombing lousy targets in lousy Yemen.

Not smart…