I’m Dutch and that is definitely not Dutch. To me it looks like German, but something is off about it.

So I asked ChatGPT:

“The language on the paper appears to be Plautdietsch (Mennonite Low German), a language spoken by some Mennonite communities, particularly in parts of Canada, the U.S., Mexico, and South America.”

This is so fucking funny, everyday we (the world) get to read news articles about the United States of Idiots.

Disclaimer: I don’t think that all Americans are idiots, many of you are okay.