Prehensile_cloaca

And Joanne Whalley (who was briefly married to Val Kilmer)

Texas is so fucking dumb.

Willow.

Deport the entire C Suite to an El Salvadorean prison

There’s definitely no beer in the onion department. I checked.

“Spinning around until dizzy sweeps nation too broke to buy real drugs.”

All the king’s horses and men were useless

Aside from Elijah Wood, no one gets to pick their parents

“Take the ferry from Helsinki and bring me some long drink.”

Your mom is a problem dog owner. When something inevitably happens, she’ll blame everyone but herself, because she sees the dog as an extension of herself and her “freedom,” instead of being responsible for a living thing, in a society.

Trash human trait.

I hope she retires after suing Walmart for millions.

The rhythm is gonna get ya

Caddyshack

Ted Knight really crushed this role

Maybe that’s what it means to you. I don’t think that’s a generally shared view.

It moreso means “Ok, old, out of touch person who wants to bloviate and/or gaslight me about some minutiae. I hear you, and I reject your input, but because you take any pushback as a threat to your identity, I’m going to be incredibly succinct to avoid further back and forth.”

I would love to have more effective means to threaten inanimate objects.

I also don’t want a video because I can READ a helluva lot faster than it takes to watch a video.

I can also reference back to WRITTEN information much faster. Everything about shifting from written medium to video is about commodifying content, rather than a better exchange of information. And it sucks.

The word you wanted there was “rapport.”

Just tilt your head like a German Shepherd

Nah, that’s pretty spot on. The axe, conveniently forgetting what the trees are forced to remember, and then attempting to rewrite history, years later.

That’s pure Boomerism.