It’s surprising how few supporters you get when they aren’t allowed to criticise you in any way

My apologies, The Debutante Trash all blend together in my head 😔

The woman who failed to give a hand job in a musical is going to be so proud when she can no longer vote for some reason.

I guess The White House movie night showed Pearl Harbour, not that Trump would have watched most of it but he heard Japanese enough for it to stick

Remember the man, some November evening, being told the dream he’d spent his whole life believing collapsing just a few streets away, while his dear leader ran around in his underpants demanding a pizza.

KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS