Fuck spez

I hate to judge but that second one looks more like a bird than it looks like your dad at home.

Maybe, but he said he uses an umbrella every time he leaves the house to protect his skin from UV light so I’m guessing not.

Sounds to me like she was trying to tell you something.

I almost amputated the tip of my thumb the other day trying to open one of those goddamn clamshells and I was just using scissors. Fuck whoever invented them.

Can we delete a letter? Pear Jam sounds tasty.

I’ve been too busy studying for my drug test.