Keep dragging it out. I appreciate when people wear a sandwich board that proudly declares “The Person Wearing This Is An Idiot.”

MEH

Make

Elon

Homeless

Just gotta go grab Jayne’s Chain o’ Command.

Changing the main character in the matrix to someone of Asian descent…?

He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly.

St. George Carlin

with less shitting in the hallways

I’d say that DEPENDS on a certain point of view…

I’ve been saying this for years now, but in the opposite direction… everyone register Republican. If everyone is a “Republican,” who do they purge? Not their voters!

We’re censoring “pissed” now…?

I’d prefer him pushing up sunflowers…

“See that light up there? That dim little speck? That’s yesterday’s rock bottom.”

It blows me away that anyone thinks he cares about them.

I’d put good money on Ivanka wishing he cared just a little bit less about her…

Curiously enough, the dolphins had long known of the impending demolition of Earth and had made many attempts to alert mankind to the danger. But most of their communications were misinterpreted as amusing attempts to punch footballs, or whistle for titbits, so they eventually gave up and left the Earth by their own means - shortly before the Vogons arrived. The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double backwards somersault through a hoop, whilst whistling the ‘Star-Spangled Banner’. But, in fact, the message was this “So long and thanks for all the fish”.

I knew you were gonna say that…!

Hear fucking hear! Fuck the mouse. I don’t care if watching Andor locks my age into 30, gives me a harem of willing concubines, and redistributes all of Elon’s wealth to me. I’m not watching it.

Since you speak for me, I’ll take your word for it.

its about all of us here on Lemmy

And yet, i just see you bitching about it. Were you elected to speak for me? I don’t recall that.

Fucking YES.

False equivalence. Destroying cars is not the same as destroying infrastructure.

“Ow! You shot me! Now I’m very badly burned, and have been shot!”

Honestly, that’s kind of the point. Shovel 20 horrific things into the pipe, you notice one, 19 horrific things slide past.