When you’re a Russian asset, you sometimes forget to fake being a citizen.

And I bet that the remaining 17% is pretty questionable

I’m pretty sure there has to be some kind of sanctions on other countries, too. Everyone, including penguins, got tariffs…

He wasn’t blocking a specific bill.

Won’t. The word is they won’t do anything to bring him back.

It wasn’t a filibuster.

Can’t even say clean water? Guess we need to water our crops with sewage than.

He did literally tell us we won’t have to worry about voting in the future.

When Neil Pert needs an office day.

Denmark isn’t doing enough to keep Greenland safe?

First of all, is there some conflict there that I’m not aware of?

Second of all, we have a goddamn US military base there. Are the troops behind you not doing enough to keep it safe?

This is why they aren’t supposed to use their personal phones anyway.

Good thing there are screenshots by the reporter.

Since it’s all projection, how many kids have loans from Republicans?

Mint, not even once.

I fucking dare you.

This is so stupid. The length of time alone to build ships here would take years, possibly decades to see any real effect. That’s not even taking into account how few shipyards could make the size ships needed anyway.

What’s the line, It didn’t matter till they came for me?

Sure there is. Traffic they don’t want going through the official network will go through this now.

People pushing back against coke due to how cozy they are with current US administration

They get there… Which one?