They’re already starting to layoff non probationary employees.

From talking with my wife it looks like the formula determines who gets to stay based on some like “competitive area” math and a primary part of it is time in service.

And your bosses at your location don’t get a say in who should go.

What’s funny is I was just thinking about how all the news sites are itching to drop their Easter egg story so we’re about to hear a lot more about eggs

Just a heads up that beating your boss will leave a bruise but go ahead and do it anyways

My brother and dad are both pastry chefs. Since the Great Recession they both claim to be recession indicators.

Anyways, with spring/summer coming they’re both saying how things feel off and their GMs are crunching on spending.

— Copy of my other comment from this thread

Word on the street is that if you don’t reply you’ll get fired.

My wife just got one and sent me this right after

Posted with her approval ofc

Word on the street is that if you don’t reply you’ll get fired.

My wife just got one and sent me this right after

Posted with her approval ofc

My wife just got one of those emails and it’s hilarious

This email has been received from outside of DOl - Use caution before clicking on links, opening attachments, or responding.

[EXTERNAL] What did you do last week?

Please reply to this email with approx 5 bullets of what you accomplished last week and cc your manager

Please do not send any classified information, links, or attachments

Deadline is this Monday at11:59pmEST.

https://makeagif.com/i/KFrJbW

I wonder if the next pope installed will be more conservative since that’s hot at the moment

I know a few Catholics in my family turned on the current pope at some point

Time to start auctioning off public land

My wife works for the NPS and she says they’re next.

Dawg I wish 500k was a crazy amount of money with how expensive everything is these days

I assumed he’s trying to get those settlement payout bribes that trump is cashing in on

Mountain mama, indeed