the goal of Elon Musk is to save us from a lifetime of tyranny only to subject us to a lifetime of servitude.

Personally, I’m a bit of a “brat” and would never acquiesce to such a basic bitch like Elon Musk.

the boy thinks he’s a man, but let’s look at his basic bitch track record.

• can’t fire usgov employees directly because he legally doesn’t have the power
• sends in his bitch boys to do his dirty work because he bitches out in front of real doms.
• hides behind his child like a scared little beta bitch
• cries like a bitch on national television about being bullied by the people he claims are weak and useless

clearly Elon Musk is a basic bottom beta bitch.

Don’t you mean Gimanada?

if you see the world in such black and white terms you’re a part of the problem.

I’ve heard. too little, too late. my trust in them is completely broken.

there’s like three of them that I could trust again, the rest are worse than maga republicans.

at least I can trust a magat to work against me. I can’t even trust democrats to work for me, so what good are they?

of 10 of the 47 can fuck us over without even a whimper from the other 37 they’re all rotten.

yeah!

just like that time Chucky boy colluded with other dinos and handed republicans the best hand we had at striking back at the administration.

wait…

they are but they aren’t. for example.

two people stand in front of you.

person A tells half truths.

person B tells half lies.

which will you trust more?

technically both are doing the same amount of lying but person B is actively lying to you by including false information while person A is not telling you the whole truth by omitting it.

I hated that movie…but god that ending…

convicts can reform and become better people.

that said, he has never shown the abilities of remorse, regret, empathy, integrity, or public servitude.

don’t judge a man on what he does, because outward appearances are what they want you to see.

judge him on things he doesn’t do.

he doesn’t tell the truth, he doesn’t help those in need, he doesn’t stop corruption, he doesn’t protect the constitution, he doesn’t protect America.

if you have family that supports him, ask them why he doesn’t do these things. then ask them if they believe these are qualities that every American should strive to emulate.

we need to start treating them like they treat us. lie, cheat, and steal from them. their kindness only deserves to be returned in full.

The NYPD have sought out the plane in question and plan to extradite it once apprehended.

Mayor Adams held a press briefing earlier today to talk about how best to hold a literal airplane accountable in the death of a bank executive.

“New York’s finest will not rest until we find justice for Terry Dolan and his family. We will find the plane responsible and bring it to bear judgment in a public court. we will leave no stone unturned, and I personally will look that TBM 700 in its eyes and pledge to ensure they never see the light of day again.”

Tonight New Yorkers can rest easy knowing Mayor Adams is watching the skys for copycat planes.

where is his suit? I can’t take him seriously as a politician without a suit. otherwise he’s just a suitless jackass.

I’ve honestly been thinking of buying a cheap house for this purpose.

not too big, in a quiet area where there’s not many neighbors, let the neighbors know it’s for an “airbnb app” or something so as not to arouse suspicion when many people come and go.

I’ve also been thinking of how one could write an app that could share where these safehouses are without actually endangering anyone.

how’d you get that idea?

just because someone calls out bullshit behavior that you agree with doesn’t make them a troll.

if I was a troll I’d ask some incendiary question like, "how can you breathe-- ohhhh…

it was an incendiary rhetorical question, but that’s only because they’re saying we should have done something sooner because of information we didn’t have until recently.

that’s like saying someone should have stopped Hitler because we all know he was a bad guy, now.

my problem is people who chastise others over not acting sooner.

yeah, sure, ensuring Musk never got to where he is would have been great. Had we known what he was going to do now.

hindsight is a wonderful thing, but serves no other purpose in this case but to distract and perpetuate the notion that we should have acted sooner on information we didn’t have until now.

Musk is a fascist, but did ANYONE believe he was capable of doing the things he’s doing now, then?

if anyone says yes, they’re lying.

I’m surprised you can breathe in that ivory tower. the air must be really thin.

so, what did you do outside of an arm chair to stop the spread of Musk branded fascism?

ok, zoomer.

ok, boomer.

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great so $5