sticky icky in hank hill voice is pretty fun

That’ll be a fun decade

Their pe ratio is something like 115. A normal car company has a pe ratio of 7. That bubble gonna burst.

The charger network was the only thing to get me to consider tesla. All of their cars ive ridden in have felt like first generation Hyundai rattle traps. Now, Hyundai has figured their shit out and makes a damn fine car now. Tesla, not so much.

A 5%decline is optimistic, DB

Krasnov, pictured below, upset over years of being a laughingstock and watchword, enacts revenge on the public from which he came and pretends to be better than, though they view him with disdain

So he just issues new tariffs every sixty days take the godsdamned reins back already

I’ve been putting off making my Roth contribution because it’s gonna lose value. Tried to add the cash to my portfolio the other day over the web interface. It wouldn’t let me. Had to call and the broker asked me if I was sure. Yeah, it’s for my tax return dude I don’t like it either.

Traditional wisdom says bonds go up when stocks go down, but I don’t even trust T bills right now. Those are the most reliable security there is. Well, were.

I’ll give Krasnov a very kind 95% chance his tariffs cause a depression the likes of which this generation has never seen.

We made potato salad with them before we started using plastic eggs

Or just make it taller. Physics can take care of that for us

Look if you don’t want to vote for bears you should have chosen to be born someplace smarter

Fuck I was already hungry I should smoke a joint and fry some million dollar eggs before they become billion dollar eggs

I got hnyero ctpawhoro

Thank you I thought it was a bar of chocolate and need to clean my glasses

I don’t even have to be orgasming. I just scream sometimes. Some people say I’m quirky.

If the goal is to go straight there, yeah. If the goal is longest, you’ll have a hell of a lot of detours

Time to “oops I lost the case because I missed a filing deadline” all those pro bono nazi cases they just promised

Yup. At the high school I attended, if you were black or brown you could only wear black or white shirts, because any color was a gang color (nevermind the gangs in town wore red and blue).