Just wait for ‘cooked’, ‘unalived’, ‘cap’, ‘low-key’ and so on to enter the chat.
“Just in, the top dog of wherever-istan got unalived by the opposition, some say it’s cap, others want to let them cook. Some say stability might be low-key burned. Follow us for more rad news!”
Best thing for Zelensky is really meeting Trump one on one, without his chaotic advisors dissuading and adding fuel to the fire.
Trump is a coward at heart, he’ll be less likely to throw tantrums and play the “big man” act without his cheerleaders around. Plus, meeting on neutral ground is also great, since the worst place to meet a bully is in his own home, where he feels safe and calls the shots.
Still, not that it matters much in the end. Even if Zelensky convinced Trump of anything through stroking his ego, his cheerleaders will talk him right out of it as soon as he leaves the Vatican. Or Putin, after a quick call. That’s how fickle he is.
Trump and co. completely jelly in the corner.
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Luigi is just a symptom of a larger disease - unchecked greed and corruption.
Time and time again, throughout history, the corrupt elite tried to profit off of the suffering of the lower classes. Some held on more than others, but eventually all crooks meet their end when the people say “enough is enough”.
Luigi was just the first, and the way he’s getting maximum severity treatment while some orange nepo baby felon and his ilk roam free and get to live their best lives is being noticed.
The pressure is rising, and it’ll absolutely create more Luigis as more people are lead to utter despair. I have no sympathy for the people who contribute to this mess. They’ll eventually fall like every tyrant before them.
Maybe they should also investigate that 2016 (and onwards) intel about Russian interference and backing of far right elections…
Unless this isn’t actually about justice and holding corruption accountable, of course.
And these hats still had to be designed, manufactured and shipped.
Meaning, this wasn’t exactly done yesterday. Meaning that while Trump was publicly stating that “they want me to run for a 3rd term, but I can’t” this was likely already in the works.
Not surprising in the least, but still worth pointing out and adding to the already huge pile of bs coming from him and his suckers.
Schrodinger’s Trump: Everything he says is both intended and a joke/meant something else/never happened until one of the choices becomes convenient.
Ergo, Trump is a drama feminazi, and therefore very progressive, he has the most progresses ever, you wouldn’t believe it. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Yeah, he’s tired of the same people who supported him into become the richest man in the world. The same progressive ones who prioritized electric vehicles.
Don’t see your conservative petrolhead cronies really lining up to buy a Tesla except to spite others.
You indeed reap what you sow.
Best hope is for her to survive until this regime is toppled, how long that takes, and then seek compensation. Same for Mr. Garcia and any other wrongfully affected person.
Sadly the key here is really holding on and surviving these savages and their cult, but even in other countries, while ‘safer’ it’s still not a complete guarantee. Hopefully they do evade the fascism and find some good samaritans along the way. 🤞
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I think he means “tired of the pushback and profit loss from actively bribing the system into becoming the shadow POTUS running the world behind the scenes”.
How else could he attempt to advance to Mars Colonization, his lifelong dream as someone with a God-Iron-Man-Savior complex, during his lifetime?
He knows with the current progress rate he could help pave the way to Mars for humanity, but not live the dream himself, or take full credit for that achievement. And we know just how “selfless” he is.
If anything he was “rescued”, or “promoted to headquarters” if you will. Because he was too good a man for these times ahead, and sadly had been getting weaker for a while. And the world is morally poorer for his departure.
I don’t view the Vatican as the shining beacon of light it wants to be, but Pope Francis was a great Pope, who more than talking, walked the walk and lead by example. Loved by catholics and even people of other religions, as well as many atheists/agnostics. A unifying force of good.
Yet before he went he made sure his last big act was to admonish Vance and the Trump administration. Good on him.
Decades from now students will learn about this whole period in schools - and they’ll call the teachers liars and say there’s a shadow government altering history.
Because no one will believe we had this level of stupidity and idiocracy. You literally can’t make this shit up if you tried your best.
He’s really going around bragging “Heh hurr durr, check out these plans I have access to because I’m the mf’ing top dog, I’m so good, let those doubters calling me a drunk eat a fat one.” Repeatedly. Micro pp energy all the way.
Even if that’s real, which doesn’t look like it, what’s keeping them from forcing Mr. Garcia onto a chair, hold him down, while they tattoo it?
This administration and their dictator allies have shown to have no constraints, no guardrails, time and time again. Consistently. You can always blindly trust them to bs and lie their way through anything.
You gonna tell me people who tried to stage Mr. Garcia sipping some Margaritas by a hotel pool wouldn’t stoop so low as to place fake tattoos on him? Yeah, that’s the thing with dishonesty - even if you tell the truth once it’s still gonna be called into question. The boy who cried wolf, and all that.
When Mr. Garcia gets back to the US take his family and put them in safety in another country - Canada, Europe, so long as they’re far from El Salvador or Trump. Political asylum anywhere safe, since he can be considered now a person of interest to those wanting to upkeep democracy, and a danger to those undermining it.
I’m sure there’s plenty of people sympathetic to this cause and wanting Mr. Garcia to be able to freely speak without fear about what he’s endured.
As soon as he’s back in the US he’ll have a big red bullseye on his back, guaranteed.
Bro really thought, after everyone else involved since 2014, he could just get in the room and say:
"Hey, c’mon. Let’s just stop this. Killing is bad, peace is good. I also want Ukraine to give up all the taken territory and I want 50% of Ukraine’s minerals in perpetuity, in exchange for nothing.
“And then everyone clapped, and the war ended for good, just like that, with everyone happy. Zelensky hugged Putin, both kissed Trump’s ring, and they shared some champagne overlooking the beautiful US Gaza Trumpland sunset, surrounded by AI bearded ladies”.
The End.
Children raised on silver spoons often expect others to simply obey them, no questions asked.
Slow clap. He really managed to come in when Ukraine had the upper hand with allied help, weakened their efforts by humiliating, extorting and cutting off aid and intel, as well as making them lose their bargaining chip in Kursk, and now they just say “this is too much after all” and bail out.
Just to show up again at the end to claim victory after Europe and any other allies have seen this through. Mark my words.
Inb4 Trump claims American Indians are just Indians from India who tried to fool true 'muricans.
I really have this naive dream that when this all is over and they have to face consequences justice opens an exception of irony for the lot of them and gives them the medicine they so defended - no due process, straight to foreign gulag. Then photo op in front of their cell.
I don’t expect it to happen in the slightest. But god, would I accept it so well. These people need to be made an example of, otherwise there’ll always be a whole army of them lined up for the next attempt.
Yeah, but as I said in another post on the day of the meeting, this scenario was pretty predictable and that’s just this week’s statement. After you talk to Putin or your cheerleaders of chaos you’ll then condemn Zelensky and Ukraine again.
Not a single own thought, only “who last talked to Donnie”. And Zelensky, Macron, Starmer and others have the disadvantage there since they don’t live on the White House or have a special hotline straight to the Oval Office like Putin does.
Meanwhile an unnamed soldier on the battlefield doesn’t know if he’s gonna live or die today, not knowing his life is subject to the whims of a childish leader who can’t handle global-scale power.
A POTUS, arguably the most influential seat on the planet who can make Russia back the fuck off by default, occupied by an empty shell of a puppet who doesn’t have a mind of his own, who needs to be told what to think.