Not with the current price of eggs

Love the ketamine look.

I want deviled eggs! And I might have to sell my soul

Is it weird that this meme makes a sound in my head?

But they smell like up dog.

I feel this way about working out in the hotel parking lot. Maybe I’ll just workout in my room. Oh look, a TV and bed.

I have 2 demands for microwaves. Have a 30sec button and start when I press it once. After 1 minute of no use, just clear the time left. Also don’t beep every 10 seconds after the timer ends. I’m drunk and I probably don’t need that food if I don’t remember. That’s more than 2, so 30 demands and I’ll stop before I hit zero left.

Your funeral…

I used Planner in the past. Its integration with teams makes a webcam pointed at a white board a lot better.

Oof, oww, my ears

Yep. That sounds like teams.

Why is teams so terrible? No really. It shouldn’t be this bad. I feel like ICQ, mIRC, and Roger wilco combo back in the day was better.

“honey, today’s your last day of work. Then it’s just you and me 24hrs a day.”