Iron Lynx

After chatting her up very well, she’ll miss you. But her aim will get better.

Random thought:

What if people who post in internet comments claiming to use Arch are actually just one person who’s a barely contained SCP?

Yeah, I just pluck it from my car pocket and *poof*, car.

Cursed.

I hope every cat you meet in the coming month runs away from you in fear.

You see bad graphics. I see artistic decisions guided by technical limitations and possibilities in the medium at the time.

The other day, my parents and I were checking out some conspiratorial pamphlet that was shoved into our mailbox, that claimed “mEdIcInE uSe Is ThE #3 gReAtEsT kIlLeR!!1” and we collectively went “#2 is water drinking and #1 is oxygen inhalation.”

🤔 if you hit yourself and it hurts, does that make you strong or weak?

Nightfish (known for their hit single Fishmaster)

HAMSTER
A DENTIST
HARD PЯ0N
SEVEN SEAGULLS
WARRIOR
THIS RIFLE
IN ME
THE FISHMASTER

Knightwish

For if they want to lean more into their Power Metal credentials

I don’t know, that could be the dog parody we all need.

And so… The factory grows…

With just one letter? How? Addition? Substitution? Removal?

Anyway, here’s:

Irony Maiden

I just noticed I got mine.

Or well-pasturised. UHT is what I call “baking milk,” because UHT adds a rather unpleasant flavour note which results from heating, which is fine in baked goods but not nice to drink.