Safety inspectors are my homies, wtf

Bruh who doesn’t at this point?

Engagement mugs.

The others are awkward, but the engagement mugs actively fuck everything up worse by adding another human into the equation.

Even without the other human, you have a mug dangling off yours, getting in the way.

And even if you break one of the mugs off, you still are left with a mug with an awkward handle.

Huh, I would’ve guessed that the big concern if crashes increase would be that more people would die.

Of course, how could I forget about profits! /j

So how do you pay off your tit loan? Like, how is it different from rent-a-tit? Am I going to end up getting loaned 30 tits and have to pay back annual tit interest? Am I going to have to give them fractions of a tit? Where do I get more tits?

It’s all very messy.