I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
1st panel: Two dinosaurs look up at a shooting star. One dinosaur says “Terry! Quick! Make a wish!” The other dinosaur says “I wish for a thousand wishes.”
Panel 2: The dinosaurs are in distress as thousands of meteors rain from the sky. The first dinosaur is shouting “Terry what the hell?!”
Hermes: “Shouldn’t he have a more severe punishment for not performing his punishment?”
Hades: “What am I supposed to punish him with? A second boulder he won’t push?”
(Also to complete the image: These are the versions from the Disney Hercules)
No I mean, like, in the actual story. lol
“(nervously) Uh… Uh… I’m actually an anarchist and have worked my way to the top for the purpose of dismantling the state. That’s why the state is falling apart. Yeah, that’s the ticket.”
What happens to Sisyphus if he just… Let the boulder roll all the way down?
It’s not endless.
Thankfully death exists.
That’s why they never released Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money
What leverage does California have?
Half of all fruits and vegetables grown in the country come from California. Something like 99% of all almonds are grown here, too.
We are the land of fruits and nuts. 🤪
Oh, well that’s understandable.
Sentinelese
Aren’t those the people that are super aggressive and kill everyone from outside? Dude’s lucky he only got arrested.
I don’t think he was better at hiding it as much as he wasn’t in the lime light as often to where anyone actually noticed.
I eventually moved to Trillian because then it didn’t matter if they used ICQ, AIM, or MSN; I could use 1 thing and talk to everyone, while still having all the better features on my end.
Waste of food? Y’all don’t eat your Easter eggs? And now that we are using potatoes, too, after the hunt just mix them together with some mayo, paprika, onion and celery and make potato salad.
Social security is a form of socialism.
I mainly used ICQ.
He’s admitting that he’s a fraud, a fake, a phony.
Will you go with him? Please go with him.
If you planted a potato expecting it not to grow, you’ve clearly never had a potato in your pantry start sprouting.
Ah. It was having difficulty loading for me; thought they literally could not see the image 🤣
Yeah; the only way to know is to notice that je ne sai quos about it.