Lenny

Go shopping for some frozen fish, test drive a Tesla, ‘forget’ your grocery bag after. Make sure it’s right before dealership closing time for maximum effect.

The only downside of this plan is you have to drive a Tesla. Sacrifices have to be made.

Try and fly to another country without a passport - you wouldn’t get past security.

Nah he’s a cunt

And I’ll fucking wear that diagnosis with pride. Fuck them all, he’s factually terrible.

That people will use him or hurt him for his wealth. It’s almost like people are that desperate to have a tiny fraction of his money… if only there was a solution.

He’s still a billionaire though right? That billion dollars still belongs to him, right? As in, he has it, we don’t. As long as he has a BILLION of the credits most of us struggle to find a thousand of per month to pay rent, he’s not a good guy, he’s a wealth hoarder like the rest of them.

It’s funny because my good insurance (RIP) paid for my sterilization, all but $6. Seems like that’s the going rate for fuckin off pregnancy

Any time my parents, on Whatsapp video, want to turn the camera round to show me something.

They gave my cat ket before they euthanized her. She looked absolutely blissful, but certainly in no fit state to run a government.

There was that time he called a rescue diver a pedo because he wasn’t allowed to use his unsafe sub. Oh, and his blatant takeover of the government.

Shorter sentences, bolder statements, hell, they needed to say things that didn’t entirely make sense when you analyzed them, but sounded cool. Political campaigns clearly need to be more approachable, more relatable than what the Dems are doing. Look at AOC, Bernie, and JC, THAT is the messaging that resonates.

Also, way more calls to action. What are YOU doing and what should I do? And stop asking me for damn money - you can invoice me when the work is complete.

I comment loads, but I’m a girl. For science!

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Wild greens, berries, fruit, tubers, flowers, pollen for dough… the world is SO edible!

Morels soon!

I upvoted because this isn’t reddit.

Asteroid is like “ok I’ll go back down to 2.3%, but don’t try that again”

Dude if they take away my SSRIs I’m gonna be so anxious about it.

My dad would always say “don’t say sorry, DO sorry”. The apology will be present in your words and actions.

Wait did you post this before the DC one tonight?!