You’re no longer alive, legally and morally speaking.

I’ve thrown a copy up on my personal website (username + .com) if anyone wants to check it out. From a quick skim I can confirm it is somehow even worse than the normal one. (Mods please remove this if it’s too close to linking to pirated content).

Thanks, found it on there. If anyone wants to find it just search the title of the movie and download one of the “worse” files.

Mind sending me a download link?

Yep. Gotta love how those signs always have a picture of a baby that’s at least a year old when a fetus at 9 weeks old is about the size of an olive. It appeals to the emotional side of people with little in terms of critical thinking skills.

1. The house on the left doesn’t have its lights on.

2. The lion on the right is lying down, not standing up.

3. The lawn on the left is not mowed but on the right it is.

4. The roofs are different colors.

I could go on.

Me substituting u=tan x into the integral.

Fuck car! Buy a nature, drive it places!

Nice eye, I was wondering whether anyone would notice.

I would answer but I think I just had a stroke trying to read your comment.

I don’t want to, mister SatansMaggotyCumFart.

Over 90% of people who have consumed dihydrogen monoxide have died!

It’s

silently keels over, a poison dart in my neck, as a Boeing assassin ducks behind a chimney on a nearby rooftop.

Almost 800 comments and only 20 posts, not sure I’m gonna get there…

Almost as if any election “fraud” by immigrants is so minor it has zero influence on anything, who would’ve thought?

I’ve gotten 5 messages from her, do I get a prize or something?

I have; it goes to what seems like a pretty normal server with an owner that has apparently been completely inactive. Nothing obviously sketchy but I didn’t stick around long.

That sucks, it’s always hit or miss with weather. I was obsessively watching the forecasts and ended up driving 3 hours away where clearer skies were predicted.

Looks great! I’m still out taking pics; I’ll have to post some of my own after I get some sleep.

For all their flaws, Apple devices are a lot more user-friendly (as long as your desires are more or less aligned with Apple’s).