You’re reading it as being directed toward toxic men only, I’m reading it as blaming the male loneliness epidemic on men in general being toxic.

More sociological insights from the keen minds who tell us you need a small penis to like sports cars.

Archie McPhee has action figures like this. Action accountant, Action waitress… dunno if they have Action computer gamer yet.

It’s almost like the term for a series of crises is “history” or maybe “life”. TBF, wanting to feel special is normal.

I just have a guy who likes to make things, play D&D, write code…

Have a blessed day!

Microsoft verification needed! Please insert penis in hole and pull lever.

Enhance!

Lululemon party!

Kent, this is Jesus. Have you been touching yourself again?

Even in the 80s when I was a fresh-faced young programmer the hard drives we had in the computer room were the size of washing machines. I don’t remember how much data they held but it was 100MB or less. A disk pack was a stack of disks more than a foot in diameter, stacked on a hub, with gaps for the read/write heads to reach in. The pack had a clear plastic cover, like for a big cake. You would lower it into the drive, twist the handle to lock it in, pull out the cover and close the lid, just like on a washing machine.

“I don’t have a horse in this dog”: incoherent, fanciful, drunk

I agree people do a hell of a lot of unnecessary travel, but transportation engineers didn’t build all that infrastructure to fool people into traveling more, they did it because people were traveling more. Like most things, it was about the things, not about you at all.

Somebody now 15, when they’re 35: Well maybe I’ll get off the streets soon.

Not sure if he’s thinking about a second monitor or a second smoke.

Reminds me of a radio show about midcentury American music, whose intro always mentioned people being “drawn like flies to the yellow porchlight of freedom.” Come to think of it, it was probably moths. Oh well. Cool photo.

Nice photo - gorgeous paint job on that baby!

If you’re a guy they no doubt also draw conclusions about your dick size, which they know are indisputably accurate because memes.

Historical Hogs - toughest Jeopardy category EVER!

A friend of mine used to have a Suburban because her husband was a boat salesman and needed something that could tow big boats. She called it the Urban Assault Vehicle.