Sure, it may sound bad when children become homeless. But have you ever thought about how much money it saves? Just think of all the good things we can afford with all that money!

Like anti-homeless park benches. Or those little speakers that emit ultra-high-pitched sounds so that young people don’t … enjoy … existing somewhere or something, idk.

And just because I’m unable to actually satirize reality at the moment, yes, /s

Have you considered that we could reduce the number of lanes available and fuck some of our customers?

• some GPU sales guy, probably

Shaped charges are extremly good for wiping larger clusters.