MeatPilot

X gonna give it to yah.

Looks like he’s going to beat my ass if I don’t get insurance.

On top of that I get taxed more than some billionaires. I feel like an empty tube of toothpaste where some leech has to squeeze out every little bit.

Can’t confirm, I’m only a Starfox and do a barrel roll instead.

Maybe a baboons ass with googly eyes glued on it?

Batman rubs out another one of the Jokers boners. Unfortunately his boner was a trick and it turns into a sticky situation for our caped crusader. Tune in next week kids!

I throw them one of these looks.

Plot twist the asteroid is made of copper.

I’d usually leave and not bother waking them up.

Usually we were all hung over or stayed awake all night anyways and just rolled into some breakfast joint looking like homeless tweakers.

I’m mostly disappointed how castrated the US system is to react at all. This is like a dead body finally bursting and the local wildlife just accelerating decay.

A lot of people working within the system are going to have to make a choice if they are loyal to the people or status quo. Will they continue to overlook corruption to save themselves?

I’m afraid this has already been answered because all that lead up to this moment was paved with corruption and greed that favored elites and not the common people. Meanwhile the common people of the US are ok with ignoring this theft or just simply fighting with each other. Which was the plan all along. Keep everyone distracted well the rich and powerful gut the nation.

Except instead of a smuggling guns or drugs we are stealing eggs and produce.

Obviously it’s a key that needs to be inserted into an ancient titan robot to power it back up.

Footage from inside RFK Jr’s head.

DM: Roll a D20 for a stealth check.
Rouge: I bat my eyelashes.
DM: Huh, I misread your character sheet. I’ll allow it.