People leave town. They’re like, ‘OK well it’s a crime to camp here,’” he said, adding he believed many were in shelters.

So they’re not actually doing anything to help anyone, they’re just hoping everyone moves on and then it can be someone else’s problem. That seems pretty on brand for conservatives

This was my mom when we got all the way to the checkout line before I realized we didn’t go down the candy aisle

Of course that’s what he said! He doesn’t care if the whole country burns to the ground as long as he gets to be in charge of the ashes

They’re probably sticking around to find out why you’re cosplaying as Ebenezer Scrooge

While helping my mother troubleshoot her phone:

I can’t do anything because the keyboard keeps going away

Everything I click on tries to take me to WalMart

It keeps saying the phone is overheating but it’s not overheating, should I download this program it’s recommending?

No! I didn’t download anything! I don’t download things! Wait… Is the app store considered “downloading”?

I can keep going lol

There can be some crossover though…

I can’t say I have any sympathy for them. Several times I would comment on their posts with what I thought were legitimate questions and each time I would be told I wasn’t allowed to ask any questions or say anything they didn’t agree with because it’s a conservative community. Most of the time someone would remove whatever I had asked anyway.

If the snowflakes can’t even manage a simple reasonable conversation then they don’t deserve a community

Are suggesting that masked gunmen randomly murdering innocent people in line at the DMV is somehow not newsworthy?

“Sorry guys, the spending freeze wasn’t supposed to be announced yet! It’s supposed to be part of a larger plan later this year meant to kickstart a ‘The Purge’ type situation which we think will be really great for the American people! Stay tuned and we’ll have more info in the coming months! Be on the lookout for Armageddon 26, and let’s make America GREAT again!”

He serves the American public by making sure that no poor person is ever able to improve their circumstances through education

Clarence Thomas is a bribe accepting crooked hypocrite who falls to pieces the second the doesn’t get what he wants. How is this news? I thought everyone knew that already?

I’ve no doubt! We are not prepared for snow here though lol it might snow this much once every 3 or 4 years

I’m in my 40s, that guy is like 75 lol

Pierce Brosnan is your favorite Bond actor?