MrsDoyle

A million seconds is 12 days. A billion seconds is 31 years. A trillion seconds is 31,688 years.

SparQ! (1Gb cartridges, I was never going to fill those suckers.)

Erm, more than a few arrived in chains, entirely against their will.

Keep an eye on the Bering Strait though. A lot of Magats in Alaska, they might leave your back door open.

He’s only 60 - I thought he was much older than that.

Do obnoxious stuff for “librul tears”.

Cry like a baby when people do obnoxious stuff back.

Egg colour is down to genetics - some breeds, eg leghorn, lay white eggs. Others lay various shades of brown. It’s what’s inside that counts, and that depends a lot on what you feed a chicken.

My knee replacement was carried out with an epidural pain block, plus sedation. I came down from cloud nine briefly to wonder why someone was doing renovations while surgery was in progress - then realised all the drilling and hammering was my new joint going in. Phew! Back to lala land…