I feel personally offended that you define a troll as “someone who is sarcastic sometimes”

Ew

And the Epstein list. It’ll be a list of all of those countries with the highest tariff ones at the top, you’ll see.

I knew those penguins were up to no good.

If you abort a fetus with fingerprints, it’s federal evidence tampering. They need to get those in the system at 9 weeks.

Time for some quick Trumpenomics:

Tarrifs on everyone - minimum 10% - >20% on top half of importers

+GDP of USA - $30 trillion

=“Uh, we have 6 or 7 trillion dollars coming into our country, and uh,”

That’s just a deformed pretzel

$1.4m in “machinery and electrical”

For real, how good can penguin electronics be?

Nice hat, captain obvious.

Ooo someone painted words on my grass, I am in terror.

You’re right, reality does have more Lilya 4 Eva vibes than Love Actually these days

Trump, the leader of the most powerful country in the world who is rapidly accelerating away from democracy into an autocracy? He could never.

All I know is: if you expect me to click more than 5 Legitimate interest toggles, imma leave

Maybe you should go to El Salvador for your many actual crimes Donald

That’s just the classroom he works in daily, practicing his signature and showing it to the teacher (pictured)

But he’s Guy Fawkes, head of the Anonymous Gang.

If you have to advise all of your colleagues to hide from protesters instead of holding a dialogue with the people you represent… maybe you’re the baddies?

But what about those of us around the world that hate him? Am I an international incident yet?

Couldn’t happen to a nicer group of people.

I’d rather not imagine what Putin’s other hand is doing

Transitions for thee but not for me.