This is the farthest distance not the longest road

Case in point

The only real pi day was in 1592. Everything else is just temporal appropriation

Sadly no.

Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho changed his believes when presented with evidence of the contrary and stepped down from power as soon as someone more suitable was found

We are in a timeline where the president of idiocracy would be the better option

Or he did something stupid to dilute media coverage from the process of turning the USA into a Oligarchy

X do not surrender