Maybe I’m being a bit dramatic, yeah, but we’re living in really dramatic times.

we’re never annexing Canada or your minerals

I mean, a lot of people didn’t expect Trump to tear down the American government within months of getting into power either. With Trump stating that he wants to annex Canada “through economic means” and then immediately attacking us with ridiculous tariffs, it seems like he’s following through on that. I don’t think he’ll hurt us as bad economically as he’s hoping though, so I don’t think him declaring actual war on us out of the picture. It honestly seems like he’s already trying to warm his base up to the idea with us being “a national security threat” and “overrun by cartels”.

Idk, just try to picture the POTUS repeatedly saying he’s going to annex your home for months on end, and then try not to get a little bit on edge.

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America having a civil war [will] make your life as a Canadian objectively worse

Yeah I admit you’re most definitely right about this. It really wouldn’t be a good time

I don’t know if you understand the pettiness and absolute disdain of the idea of being American that Canadians have. I live in Ottawa so I would be in the city that gets nuked if it came to that

I think I’d rather be nuked than be lead by the orange man ngl

Better than the current situation honestly. Both being preoccupied is better than Trump’s admirations of Canadian minerals

Secede and then we can trade :)

and the rest of the world wants to see: Is there any way they can make a deal?

Naaaah, I’d rather just not deal with the USA at all

If the rest of the world can reconfigure its trade (which it’s in the process of doing), it’s going to impact the US a lot more than anywhere else.

Looking at that archived Tweet, I forgot what it was like for Twitter responses to not be unhinged

Jesus. The US continues to find ways to surprise me

He briefly paused for the chamber’s prayer at noon

Wait what. I know separation of church and state is barely real in the USA, but the chamber actually does a prayer??

Or the USA in general (if they have the means to escape)

the centrists are the Republicans who left the party over Trump, and the right-leqning Democrats

ಠ_ಠ

For sure and I wouldn’t call 1980s centrists fascists but at this point the US Overton window has shifted so far to the right that it’s hard to forgive anyone still in the middle. Like you have one party that’s brought on a billionaire to dismantle the government, threatening annexation of a number of sovereign nations, detaining people (not even convicted of any crimes) in brutal, torturous ways, and a million other horrid things; and then you have the other party that just kind of wants to keep things the status-quo.

If the former party is fascism and the latter is (sane) liberal conservatism, what would you call someone in the centre of that? Looking in from outside the US, I don’t see much of a difference between proponents of the fascism and the centrists. Like if I hear someone “in the centre” say “hmm well maybe Trump is right, we should invade Canada/Greenland/Panama”, I’m going to rightfully call them a fascist.

Important note: I wouldn’t say this applies to other countries where the Overton window isn’t so insanely far to the right

Man what? Your Democrat party is basically right wing for the rest of the west. Are you saying every other countries’ left leaning parties are authoritarian? Canada’s Liberal party would be more progressive than the Democratic Party and they’re not even our most progressive party…

What you’re saying is the most ignorant, America-brained political take I’ve seen recently

This was the first desktop I used with a big ol’ chunky CRT. I played around installing so many different windows XP themes

Luigi made a bigger impact :)

While the United Auto Workers union support the move as a job creator

Yeah, I bet the Canadian members of the UAW will be stoked to hear this

The United Auto Workers(UAW), […] that represents workers in the United States (including Puerto Rico) and southern Ontario, Canada

Service guarantees citizenship :)

^(I hope this is the route we go if the US gets even more serious about invading)^

I gotta say that I’ve never been so jealous of all that freedom you guys are always boasting about

According to the original article, the messages were set to auto delete after a max of 4 weeks :)