Only coca-cola™ will be allowed for drinking, and Gatorade to water the plants of course (it’s got what plants crave).

Oliebollen are fried batter, which is made of flour, yeast, salt, sugar and some liquid (water, beer, milk). I’m not familiar with the American thing but it sounds like they’re literally coating a stick of butter in batter before frying it.

More space on the desk for 143 empty cans of monster.

To be fair I’ve done that too haha.

Take your pick.

Gestapo shit.

That would be deemed sexist, no?

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Don’t complain, Gen X might be forgotten but at least you don’t get shit on lol.

I can try my best until an actual Pole drops by… I’m guessing something like “Chinostas Chabras” (I apologize I’m advance for how wrong I probably am, I’m just applying what I learned from how to pronounce other polish names but I don’t speak the language whatsoever).

I don’t have troubles doing the deed, I just like hanging out in there because it’s the one place where no one bothers me and I have no responsibility haha.

I’ve been spending more time than that in there since I was a child… Used to bring my comics in there, these days it’s the phone.

I immediately recognize this news template thing for memes, it’s been around for years.

I think that was taken into account in their calculation and the 1.5km/h wasn’t an average including rest hours but only the speed while actually walking.

1.5km/h is super slow, no?

There are as many ways to do it as there are countries. In France for example it’s a two round system, so in the first round you vote for whoever you want, then the two top candidates make it to round two and everyone votes again between these two.

You can read the current top comment to see how it works in the Netherlands (one of my favourites). Otherwise you can also look at the Australian system which has ranked voting which is also pretty cool.

French train for some reason.

If Macron got 40% approval rating there would be a river of champagne flowing down the Champs Elysées.

Got me in the first half.