Whaaaaaaaaat??? Noooo wayyyy… I never thought this would happen… Man oh man the unforseenness of this event is staggering who would’ve thought this scheme could have ever gone bad??? See, that’s why I only trust the Mormon Church with my genetic data and ancestry. Smh
No idea; I was just poking the Beast.
I was just jabbing Elon. Any chance for a shot.
“Nobody was injured,” said a spokesperson, “thank God they were driving a Cybertruck and not something with some actual power and ruggedness.”
My desires are not bound by mere current market climates. I just wanna like Teslas, man. They got a cool name and they used to be cool cars. Surely you’ve something from your past life experience that is no longer in-fashion or top-of-the-line that you’d like to see revived. Micromachines Megavan City, perhaps? Or maybe you were more of a Polly Pocket child? This is no different.
That’s why I WANT them to be
It’s too early to read all that. I want musk dead, I want Teslas to be cool again, and I wanna be rich.
When the loser is a conservative, then they’re supposed to be a winner. When the loser isn’t conservative, they’re not supposed to get a helping hand because they aren’t human.
I mean I don’t actually have a spare few hundred bucks lying around so if I wasn’t just trying to make fun of Elon for losing half his car money then I would have to wait anyway.
Well obviously I’m also planning on him dying. I thought that was a given. No way this man lives to see the end up the decade.
Dude I fuckin reverse snorted and accidentally blew a bunch of snot into my mustache because of this.
I wouldn’t bet a dollar on Musk, but I am tempted to buy stock while it’s on a 50% discount in preparation for when they (hopefully) oust him and the company takes back off and becomes a beloved car manufacturer (heavy hoping).
Damn too bad I ain’t paying shit
I already got one cause I posted the South Park scene in which they realize AIDS is funny now because it’s been 22.3 years, but I replaced AIDS with 9/11 because it was the 22.3 year anniversary. It was up for over a year before, suddenly, it was promoting terrorism and had to be taken down immediately.
Fuck this world.
edit: Here it is on loops if anyone is curious. Pretty self-explanatory tho.
https://loops.video/v/66r5OS4W6B