The kinda shit you hear from super earth. Gotta master that double thonk to maintain the moral

Simultaneously happy cuz bastards have the backbone of a jelly doughnut, and sad that…everything else

Not alot feels real these days man

Liberation Day, Patriot Act, Freedom Act…FFS any time you hear anything that sounds even remotely patriotic you know it’s the worst fucking thing imaginable

But they ARE capable of misery, and that my friend is worth something

For now

Sharpen it’s, it keeps us honest

For fucks fucks sake

Did this fuckwit steal Zelenskis look?

I think that’s actually the same level of old

The peace deal would have been trash anyway. Now Trump continues to look like a dip-shiit, and Ukraine keeps it’s mineral wealth… Still gotta win tho

Same, never been back

Welp, strait white male in his late 30s…guess I’m a commie

Really shoulda anchord that thing down

Oh no, they just don’t trust anyone who doesn’t think like them. They count on being able to read other folks for being bastards but empathetic people are unpredictable in that they don’t always choose what’s beneficial. Hell sometimes they literally inconvenience themselves! Why would they do that? It makes no sense!? How can they dominate the markets if they’re just…giving shit away for free?

…mixed messages commin oudda this one

It’s still a relevant fact tho

We’re gonna tank pretty hard once everyone stops buying all our tanks and planes

50 POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR!!!

Agreed but considering how bed sizes haven’t changed but the rest of the trucks tripled in size his point isn’t too far off the mark