I have an NES that just needs a simple fix. I keep saying that I’m going to get to it too.

I damaged the laser on a PS2 by using a DVD-RW. They’re harder to read than a normal disc apparently, so it wore the laser down pretty quick

She was a great public servant.

Where do you get your hot dog ingredients then?

I was paraphrasing that exact quote as a matter of fact

It is very hard to get them to understand the need when they are paid not to understand the need.

He ate a baby recently!?

Cajun style

Then you make jumping out of the pot the worse option

https://archive.ph/Fx9Hw

How’s that working out for ya?