I do all the time on phone keyboards

It’s too late

Is he wearing diapers or what?

Have you seen Mitch McConnell?

Lol.

These people believe dinosaur bones were put there by Satan to test their beliefs.

Wait then why not just let the mint grow?

What are your other plants?

Why don’t you just…eat it?

Says who

Implying we’ll have a midterm

The dinosaurs that lived immediately prior to the great flood just a few thousand years ago.

Make it like 500%

Nothing trump does is illegal anymore. He’s just going to ignore the courts and no enforcement will ever happen.

That term doesn’t mean anything anymore.

Can we stop piping natural gas into our homes pls k thx

sO mYsTeFyInG

• Name is Alex/Jordan/Leslie
• Not allowed to clarify gender

It could be done safely too. Stop giving takeoff clearances and wait for everybody to land. Then go home.

In my days you could buy 420 chickens for $0.69.